when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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