"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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