We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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