thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Quick, to the slutcave!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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