Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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