Porn is love you can see.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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