Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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