quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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