why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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