So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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