I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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