i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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