At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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