her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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