i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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