So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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