Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
do herpes really smell.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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