I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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