Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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