it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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