What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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