Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I need moral support for this bender
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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