i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
