and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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