You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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