All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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