I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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