Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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