I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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