But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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