Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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