It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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