piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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