Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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