doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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