windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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