and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have post one night stand depression
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