Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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