she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i now understand why vodka
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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