? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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