she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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