where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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