Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm bleeding and have questions
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