So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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