Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So much rum. So many feels.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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