I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I didn't notice because vodka
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Randomize
