Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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