She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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