we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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