Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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