I love having hate sex.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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