I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
and she was petting her beer can
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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