i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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