Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
