Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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