Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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